Sunday, May 27, 2012

In A Solar System Nearby God Is Known

It will be a wonder to many now that the Dissimulation Era ended so violently with the discovery of the Godless neighboring planet because astronomers have discovered through radio transmissions that the next to nearest planet has conceived of a God. It seems that our neighbor in the nearest solar system is Godless out of some form of disgrace or disfavor by the great true God. What can we make of this? Can an entire planet be condemned to hell? In fact yes. In fact the new interlocutors assert that their planet lives in perfect harmony all believing in one faith and that the planet we live on is in a crisis of possibly being condemned. That we have more than one God has been a problem for ages and the only data we could receive as to the name or nature of their one true God is that he is to our South. The alien race's last message before being lost to technical errors suggests that because ice floats and land mass sinks it is obvious that we are looking at North when we look at South simply by the topography of our planet. I as a scientist and mystic fear this is the greatest discovery we could make. God hates us for worshiping him upside down for so long. Que serra serra.

- Anonymous

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