In A Solar System Nearby God Is Known

It will be a wonder to many now that the Dissimulation Era ended so violently with the discovery of the Godless neighboring planet because astronomers have discovered through radio transmissions that the next to nearest planet has conceived of a God. It seems that our neighbor in the nearest solar system is Godless out of some form of disgrace or disfavor by the great true God. What can we make of this? Can an entire planet be condemned to hell? In fact yes. In fact the new interlocutors assert that their planet lives in perfect harmony all believing in one faith and that the planet we live on is in a crisis of possibly being condemned. That we have more than one God has been a problem for ages and the only data we could receive as to the name or nature of their one true God is that he is to our South. The alien race's last message before being lost to technical errors suggests that because ice floats and land mass sinks it is obvious that we are looking at North when we look at South simply by the topography of our planet. I as a scientist and mystic fear this is the greatest discovery we could make. God hates us for worshiping him upside down for so long. Que serra serra.

- Anonymous

The Bee That Stung Today

By: Audrey Gurley

As if the mysterious Author Martin Al Qasrani hasn't created enough hubub about his most recent novel, this afternoon I met him for tea and he has insinuated that he will not complete the novel anytime soon. He says he feels as if this could be a much longer and more illustrious work of a vision of revolution which cannot be abbreviated for the hungry and nosy public. He has been hard at work after his recent breakdown and the beating he suffered at the hands of secret agents of SODA. What we can expect is literature. In the tradition of the great Expressivists, Al Qasrani intends to florify his skeleton with amazing language art. We simply must wait for the outcome. I can't wait...can you?

The City of Thought Is Telepathic

By: Signal

Who knew that in the world, there existed a place where thinkers actually think, to each other, as their mode of communication of revolutionary ideas! This is the news erupting from across the Atlantic where a economist expatriate of our own Silver City (locally known as TheoCosmos), revealing that the citizens of the City of Thought are actually at task, thinking about revolutionary ideas to each other, discussing the course of the revolution through telepathy and what Theodore St. Urbain calls "interpensation". The dialogue is so surreptitious that the government has no choice but to accept the eventuality of the revolution. How exciting!