Monday, April 2, 2012

The Bee That Stung Today

By: Audrey Gurley 

 New gossip leaked from agents of Lumen have revealed that the author does not intend to publish his novel in Silver City. Upon further consideration, the author claims he is not safe from radical conformists and will be expatriating to the City of Thought before he will allow his work to be published. Many think this is a ploy to arouse greater interest but the author, from my experience, has always detested Silver City's culture of duplicity and complacency and I suspect that he feels his revolutionary work is more appreciable in a city of thinkers rather than competing, self-interested, artists. What is most exciting is that the City of Thought has adamantly declined the offer of the author to relocate to the very ritzy Hotel la Rue where he was to reside in the Coco Suite for an undetermined period. The hotel claims the room is not available to the author and the Municipal Affairs Department have claimed that competing interests preclude the city from offering the author amnesty and governmental protection. Revolutionary spirit is unabated and breaths are bated. What could come of all this? Just listen for the buzz of this little bee.

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